Milan Kundera: I love that Czech to death. I recommend "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "The Book of Laughter and Forgetting" by him. These books are captivating and completely unique. A good escape after being attacked by a compulsive MAC girl with mascara and blush; then, walking around the mall looking like a harlequin for 2 hours. Never happened to you? Well, read the books anyway! You will not regret it. However, you will always regret asking a make-up artist what primer is, and then succumbing to her "creativity".